Sunday Bloody Sunday -- The Rydell Easter Massacre

Have you ever loved someone? A closed confidant, someone who you really reallyt thrusted? And they just spit all over your face? I have. It just happened. It just. Happened. I was whipped and washed, but the whispers wounded worse then the welts. It was the stinge of betrayle that burned me, not the fists in my face or the feet in my ribs. Not the blood all over the dash bored on the free way, not the bruses, but the trust shartered.

This is my confession. This is my side of the story. This is the end of my friendship with Steve Rydell.

Consider, if you will, a timelien of events. I will go threw this in pains taking excrusciating detail to try to paint hte full picture of the events that have perspired here, while still trying to keep my eye on the tiger and not come a cross as to well-winded. I will only include information that is pracisely relevent to the events of Sunday, April 5th 2026.

Summer 2009 – 09 was a good year for me, reletively, fiscally. I had just goten a certifiaction in VCR repair as a little award I took my nephews with me to Hershey Park Pennsylvania. They were bobably 7 and 5 years old. Super cute kids. Anyway we were waiting in line for some bull shit rolling coaster. I was hoping every thing would be choclate themed but it was mostly rolling coaster themed. Anyway while waiting in line, I was stood next to a tall man. Young, broad of sholder and back. Built like a goliath to tell you the turht, with long curling black locks in his hair and a sharp roman nose. I identified him as agreek instantly. We got to talking. He was their a lone. We spoke and spoke and spoke. We spent the attire day together. You know when that hapens? When you meet someone and you just CLICK and you talk and talk and talk and you keep the day going. Well that hapened. He and I rode the rides together. There was this incredible droping ride had to be 100 yards in the air and it just plumeted us in to the dirt below and I thought I would dye but I didnt he was right next to me.

2009-2013 – Fallowing the day at Hershey, Steve and I developed a rapport. I remeber we spoke on the phone a lot. I nevcer got his cell phone number but their was this phone booth a cross the street form his house I would call. he would all ways answer. We spoke a bout are lives, are friends, politics. I tryed to check in monthly. I remeber he was trying to get me on social media, facebook i think, but I was resistent. I eventally folded as you know. But Steve and I, are relationship was straned by the distance. He lives in Harrisburg, which was a big deal for him as he had origins in York. I would ask him to come to DC or New York, where I was living at the time ( I split my time for work), but he never ONCE put in the effort to come see me. It was allllllll ways me coming to him. But it was worth it. Alot of memory's a lot of amazing nights. Well, after years of visits and aquaintance, I decieded that Steve should be elavated in to the like of Howie or Fish or Ross Devitto or even Maury (I say "even" because at the time Maury and I were astranged byt we reconnected in 2015). I wanted him. As a friend. Obama had just won a second term. My kids were leading exciting and fulfflilng lives. AAnd so we dove into each other creatively, and started working on a project. A screenplay that would later be known as MAX CAPACITY. This project continued into 2026.

2016 – I moved to Iowa, Louisiana. I had come to inherit a little house in the middle of nowhere and I wanted a change of pace. I spent most of myt ime in new orlans any way (2 hours away), but moving down to LA stressed Steve out a lot and then with the orange jerkoff in office things just got worse. He needed help.

2018 – I got online internet scamed lost a significant sum of money

2024 – I create the BDL63 twiter a count, admitadly partially as a joke, but all so because things had become very stale in my corner of the world. Steve shortly met me online. Twiter became are primary form of communication. We spoke on there aevery day. I still missed him but it was nice to connect.

Easter 2025 – I had been out of country for months at this point do to some mix up in Hong Kong with my friend Howie's strange son we never actallyf ound the son it was a whole thing any wya It was nice to get my feed on dry land and Steve's family gratefully invited me to spend the holaday with them.

Steve's family are odd people, inherently, and his parents who I would cosndier an odd couple, produced odd children. The mother was a Lesbian, a believe American but I sadly never had the opportunity to make my aqauiantce. The father was a hardcore Greek Communist. He fought in some war or something and then he made aliving in america doing dental work. I dont know if he was actually a dengist or if he was just doing that. Guy was a textbook "bully" and he and I bumped heads. In retrosepct, I think part of the reason I went to this event in the first place was to "protect" steve in some way from his fathers abusive ramarks, , but this was folly. He has two sisters. One of them has fucked up teeth, odd considering her familys histery of dengistry but what have you, and for the record, there not htat fucked up;– one of them is turned a rlot.

Anyway, the OTHER sister is just... gorjeous. Long dark hair, olive skin, dark features. womanly way about her. Elegent in a dress, and she seems to carry a spotlight around with her every where she gos. her eyes are a deep brown, I've seen her with short hair, long hair, she's beautiful all the same. Her bosom is carved by the sculptors of Athens in the perfect model of Hera, her laugh brings asmile to my face, and she is adeeply good person. I want her to just be happy and fined somebody who isnt fucked up, who understands her and treats her right and gives to her what she really need and deserves int this world which is just a vessile to hold her love. It wont be with jagoff, and it certianly wont be with me. not even counting the signifigant age gap, I'm not... available to her in the wa she wants. I have a hole in mine own heart that I fill with sex and drugs and flirtation. She could fill me forever and I would all wyas be leaking out hte bottom. But I know this a bout myself, so its ok. Her arms have just anough hair on them to be sexy.

Fucked up teeth sister (FUTS) is married to a guy named Jimmy now Jimmy and I met but didnt speak much he was busy with his own parents and his very young boys who were all so there. However, HOTTIE is married to a guy named Mr Sobaziski, aka Jagoff. Jagoff is on year what 8 or 9 of geting his PHD in some thing inane it seems like he just doesnt want to work. I think hes part amish – not trying to be racist – and he dresses like someone with special needs. He is all ways guffawing. Nobobby knows why they are dating. I all ways thought may be he had a gigantic member, but I was later told this was not true.

Dinner starts out okay, but I sadly burnt the lamb. Now for the record, Steve doesnt eat meat and I do but not all the time anymore for my heart, but he was very polite a bout the whole lam thing. quick side note I all ways though greeks do there own easter but they do normal easter there so may be some thing happened i dont "know".. anyway I'm just happy to be invited. Steve is draging around this young proctologist or something. She seems nice at first.

We all go to Steve's dads nursing home first and the old man was knocked out on amphetamines or something full disclosure i tryed to steal some but couldnt maKE IT WORK. sorry caps. Any way it was nice smelled like piss attire time. But we're driving back to go to FUTS house for actual dinner and Steve's little hanger on is yapping about the inheritants, loudly. Complete lack of social graces. All so sorry to brake it to you honey, but your not getting a cent. Knowing Steve as I do, I am sure he has some politicle ideological kantian whatever reasoning about how inheritance is bad and you shouldnt give money to your kids, so even if the old rat had some chedder squared away, your not getting a nible.

We;re eatind inner, things are going well. The kids are laughing theres decerations every where, and at the apex of the meal i notice a little hand brush against my leg, and it lingers there, for just a moment. My blood beginst o pump and race as I realise what is hapening. Shes touching on me a little bit. But I dismiss it. A few moments later shes gone. But then she returns. Shes like the moon in orbit , allways peaking back in after shes gone.

A half hour or so passes and I go to the bathroom. As I am coming out she is waiting for me in the hall and she pulls me in. She says to me that she needs my advise on something and I say of coarse and she says she hates her man and she wasnt to leave him and i say honestly girl, thats your a fair but... that guy is a clown and you clearlyu dont love him. Leave.

August 2025 – Steve's dad dyed adn we had to go to Greece to bury him. I somehow wormed my way into this trip. There was a whole thing becase they told me we could visit mykonos and they lied to me but htats all right. Anyway the old man wanted to see his precious lake, and so his attire family who hs victimzies constantly and imasculates dropped every thing fo rhim. Steve had a 6 day long psychotic episode be cause he had never left thecoutnry before. All this we did for him, and hes bitching about wanting to be CLOSER to the lake that we can clearly see. There's a discussion and we dacided DEMOCRATICALLY that we weould go the next day. Well the next day he was dead. It was astrange time. lot of weird emotions everywhere, and the hot sister and I had sex. If you dont know about "mourning wood", let me put you "On"... when someones is in the initial stages of grief, sometimnes they get really horny,. I dont know why. Anyway I know this is like the best part of the story but we have a lot to get threw some im skipping ahead.

November 2025 – Thanksgiving without the dad, she brings Jagoff. There still "together?" I dont know, but hes very threatened by me. I dont know if she told him but at one point after a long night of being a prick he took a swing towards me and steve stood there useless and frozen and i layed the wimp out and he went home and she and I had sex again it was much better the second time.

Witha ll the necessery context (Im sure some other irrelevent nonsene happened in between but here is my a count of the events of RYDELL EASTER 2026:

~8:00 PM Easter Saturday, arrive in Harrisburg. Put my things down at Steve's house. We embrace. All smiles. Vibes are groovy and he and I have been teasing each other a lot on line but in person its all love.

8:51 PM Easter Saturday we decide to go to a bar called McGraths it was awe some downtown. I met a beautifull orange headed yinzer lady. She sat with me and Steve in a little booth and we all got drunk.

10:00 PM I pull the shmooze on Yinzer, I'm spittin game, she's laughin, steve is sawing logs at thew table. I kiss her. Shes hesitant for a second "we're in public!" She wasnt so shy later... lol. I just remebered i meant to tell u that Jagoff has a chin strap beard.

11:30 PM we have sex at her place. Steve fines his own way home

9:38 AM Easter Sunday I am awoken by her harrible yinzer accent "Ya never meet good guys dahntahn" she wants to take me to chruch. Not gonna hapen. I get her number and tell her to swing by my friend's place later for desert she says yes.

10:31 AM Leave her place, i used her toothbrush. I love litle moment of intimacy or familartity with a stranger. I walk a round for a while just exploring the "city" of harrisburg. the downtown is kinda nice. But its mostly just playing pretend. Why did they make it the capitol. Steve would know.

11:18 AM Grab lunch some crepes

12:24 PM Jimmy is sent to pick meup. He and I had met a few times vbut this was are first one on one and he and I just clicked like that. He was strong, witty, good jaw. Big Dylan guy, who could of guessed. Not me. He works in chocolate, and loves his kids, who are very cute. His father passed away recently, and his mother is coming to Easter Dinner. I was very saddened to here about his father's demise.. he seemed a grate man. Obviouisly so – he curated an excellent son.

1:29 PM The Yinzer (aka Fair Bonnie Yinzer aka FBY) confirms she is in for dinner.

1:58 PM I coin the nickonym "Willy wonka" aka "wonka" and Jimmy LOVES it be cause hew orks in chocolate

2:42 PM the lamb begins its preparation (yes these are the linens I pissed myself in when I electracuted myselfd)

4:11 PM The lam is burnt slightly. Perfect sear honestly. But Steve threw a fit. He was annoyed all day that I didnt come home. But i told him i was gonna bang the broad. Hes not my god or my dad or my boss.

4:30 PM Dinner begins I am seated with Jimmy and his mom. lovely. Things are mostly boring. We had a lovely talk and he invited me to his family's trip to Italy this summer.

5:15 PM Jagoff is starting to get to me with his terrible chewing and his horrible laughter. He is being outflanked by politeleness by a 9 and 7 year old. Who i actally love. I love kids. Steve resents there youthfullness.

6:00 PM Dinner ends and we are all hanging out, talking. Its kind of nice.

6:57 PM I step outside for a smoke and I can here them talking a bout me inside. Steve makes fun of my aroma he says "maybe the old man stink will go away now" Some of them politely chuckle but I doubt Jimmy does. I resolve to make a play for Hottie now.

7:32 PM Steve antaganizes me and makes fn of me be cause my new chick never showed up he insults my masculinity in front of them all tehy all laughed

7:50 PM FBY arrivea, beter late then never. Steve is incensed. He looks like a tomato,. all red. She comes and sits next to me. Hottie is jealous. Jagoff is pissed to. Jimmys mother is asleep on the chair next to us she looks dead.

8:14 PM Jagoff makes a snide ramark about my weight and I tell him that I'm big where it matters. Hottie laughs. He stands up. I remain sitted. The room stands still. we're sitting in Jimmys living room theres some chairs and couches a round a coffee table. THeres some good books on it something about history of Guiness and one of them was like birds of pennsylvania i was reading them earlyer anyway jagoff walk over and steps on my foot and so I kick him backwards and then he takes a swing and I duck under it and now we are off to the races.

The next ten seconds became a blurr and so much hapened at once. Suddenly he was on top of me. I dont know how. When he was above me, choking me against the table, i could see little bits of unchewed food in the back of his mouth and I was more afraid of these wet crumbs falling into my mouth then the strangulation he was puting me threw. I looked to steve for help and he got up and came to me and i htought he wouldpull him off me but he started kicking me. they beat me and beat me. Jimmy tackles steve to the ground but they both quicjkly get up. I manage to wrestle jagoff off the table and now all four of us are on the floor. the kids came and they fought for there dad they lept upon steve. Steve was like a wild rabbit dog he was snarling and snivveling. At one point jagoff took his keys off and threw them as a projectile and one of the kids went down. Were all kicking and punching and yelling. Jimmy and steve are slappign slapping slapping against each other. and me and jagoff... its personel. The woman are moaning and wining wah wahw ah stop strop stop. Well I'm drunk and ive got a jerkoff stradling me so i say none of that and i put my hand all over his face and i wretch him off me and then I look at Steve and hes crying as Jimmy and him are locked in battle. The last punch was drawn by me when i clocked jagoff and blood came out his ravolting boogery nose. Hottie and yinzer were probs soaking threw there panty's but FUTS was not having any part of this. Jimmy was ahero for saving me from Steve and Jagoff. I looked to steve for help and he returned with scorn.

8:26 PM Steve and I are kicked out,, the Yinzer stays for desert which i didnt even get to fucking have. We both have to walk back to his place so I can get my stuff and then I drove home to nyc

So now me and steve will not be doing much speaking. When I needed him most, he kicked me for no reason. He sided with his rival, a man hes despised from the beginiing, just to keep me from winning. he resents me for reasons i cannot eexplain hear. hes mad that his sister and i made love, ina very respectful way. Hes mad that I get girls and he doesnt. and hes mad that his father was mean to him, and thats somehow my fault.

Thank you very much for reading. Steve if your reading this, i got three letters for you:

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